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4 definitions by david81

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"
"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"
by david81 April 01, 2006
Derives from the following common Irish greetings

1, Whats the story?
2, Whats the craic?

It also comes from the Cockney rhyming slang -
Jackanory = story

So asking "Whats the craicanory" you're basically asking "whats up?" or "any news?"
All right boss whats the Craicanory?

by David81 March 11, 2006
A male who maturbates
"I'm a member trembler cause i can't get a girl"
by david81 April 01, 2006
One of the best post drinking session treats

Made by the good people at Burger King

Basically a double burger with bacon strips and it is'nt ruined by putting on too many vegetables and mayo like a Big Mac

Do you want another drink?
No, lets go to Burger King™ cause i really fancy a Bacon Double Cheeseburger
by David81 April 02, 2006