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One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007

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1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007

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A nickname for software programs produced by Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
His computer was clogged with the usual Microsludge - Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder, etc.
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One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully. It's especially appropriate because it serves as a reminder that Bill Gates and Microsoft are joined at the hip. (Yes, Virginia, Bill Gates IS a monopolist.)
So what's Billysoft going to announce this week - another crappy software program or another phony pHilanthropy program?
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Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.
M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.
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1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
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A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.
The Evil Empire of Microsoftistan is vaster than the former Soviet Union or the British empire.
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