darth ridley's definitions

super overtime

Overtime above and beyond what you are assigned or asked to do. Typically occurs when nobody comes to relieve you atthe end of you shift.

Girl: You're late.
Dude: Yeah, sorry, I had to do an hour of super overtime.

by Darth Ridley October 4, 2006

metabolism

The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.

My last biochemistry exam was all about metabolism.

by Darth Ridley November 10, 2006

ovo-vegetarian

A vegetarian who eats eggs. Even those who become vegetarians for moral reasons can eat eggs, because those sold as food are not fertilised and can thus never develop into birds.

Alice: Can I get some egg salad over here?
Bob: Egg salad? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Alice: I'm an ovo-vegetarian, actually.

by Darth Ridley May 7, 2007

vampire buddha

Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.

Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!

Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!

by Darth Ridley March 26, 2007

doing tussin

Drinking an entire bottle of cough syrup in order to get high. This is because the active ingredient in cough syrup is codeine, a morphine derivative.

Named after Robitussin, a brand of cough syrup.

WARNING: Causes seriously bad trips much more often than good.

Jack: Hey, those guys are doing tussin, let's join in.
Jill: No way man, I ad a fucking nasty experience last time I did that. I'd seriously rather eat shit.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006

much sex

A large amount of sex.

I wish I had much sex.

by Darth Ridley September 21, 2006

bumfunnery

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006