darth ridley's definitions

mexican standoff

A situation in which several people all have guns (or, occasionally, other projectile weapons) pointed at each other's heads.

The origins of the 'Mexican' part is unknown

Do we really need the Mexican standoff scene?

by Darth Ridley September 21, 2006

turf

A fossil fuel obtained from a bog. Sometimes called peat. Slow burning, but gives decent heat.

Throw another sod of turf on the fire.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

dude that's just wrong

My friend, what you have just said is very strange and disturbing, in a bad way. I think you may require psychiatric help.

Bob: Everyone describe their ultimate sexual fantasy!
Fred: I want to be fucked by two dickgirls.
Sean: I wanna shag a dog.
Bob: Threesome with Victoria Beckham and Cher
Sean: Dude that's just wrong.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006

masters of the Universe

A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!

Hmm, Masters of the Universe is on...might as well watch it, there's nothing else.

by Darth Ridley May 14, 2005

much sex

A large amount of sex.

I wish I had much sex.

by Darth Ridley September 21, 2006

bumfunnery

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

doing tussin

Drinking an entire bottle of cough syrup in order to get high. This is because the active ingredient in cough syrup is codeine, a morphine derivative.

Named after Robitussin, a brand of cough syrup.

WARNING: Causes seriously bad trips much more often than good.

Jack: Hey, those guys are doing tussin, let's join in.
Jill: No way man, I ad a fucking nasty experience last time I did that. I'd seriously rather eat shit.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006