darth ridley's definitions

vampire buddha

Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.

Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!

Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!

by Darth Ridley March 26, 2007

turf

A fossil fuel obtained from a bog. Sometimes called peat. Slow burning, but gives decent heat.

Throw another sod of turf on the fire.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

dude that's just wrong

My friend, what you have just said is very strange and disturbing, in a bad way. I think you may require psychiatric help.

Bob: Everyone describe their ultimate sexual fantasy!
Fred: I want to be fucked by two dickgirls.
Sean: I wanna shag a dog.
Bob: Threesome with Victoria Beckham and Cher
Sean: Dude that's just wrong.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006

wicca

A religeon based on the worship of a Goddess and a God. Though Wiccans claim their religeon is thousands of years old, it was in fact invented in the late 1940s or early 1950s by Mr. Gerald Gardner, though admittedly he did incorporate numerous elements from diverse ancient beliefs.

A fact hotly denied by Wiccans is the fact that Wicca seems to have originally been intended as a European branch of Thelema, the religeon of Aleister Crowley. Indeed, Gardner's original works include large chunks cribbed from Crowley, but these were later removed in order to distance the Craft from the Antichrist.

An it harm none, do what thou wilt - the Wiccan Reed.

by Darth Ridley May 13, 2005

digs

Student accomodation which consists of living with a local family, who are paid by the college, university, or local government to put a roof over your head.

Cool digs man!

I really dig your digs.

by Darth Ridley March 25, 2007

culchie

Somebody who lives in the Irish countryside. This word is used exclusively by jackeens, and so in fact means anyone from outside Dublin.

Fuck off ya culchie!

Up yours jackeen!

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

masters of the Universe

A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!

Hmm, Masters of the Universe is on...might as well watch it, there's nothing else.

by Darth Ridley May 14, 2005