Definitions by darren sutton

chinese pickle 

when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit

anyone want a chinese pickle?

chinese pickle by Darren Sutton April 20, 2006

dickslap 

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

dickslap by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

P I 

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

P I by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

break the seal 

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

break the seal by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont 

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

RAGING RHINO 

see rico or boner

Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.

RAGING RHINO by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

white gold 

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

white gold by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003