danw's definitions

baby maker

Reproductive organ(s).

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."

by danw December 22, 2003

mensan

1 Farm team for the Four Sigma Society
2 Old slang for someone with a flat head
3 Someone who knows why _not_ to play the lottery
4 Me

That dude got a 29 on the ACT in high school in '82, and didn't know that made him a mensan until '02! Some genius, huh?

by danw December 22, 2003

allies

What the USA calls countries it has previously defeated in wars.

"Well, looks like since they caught Saddam, Iraq's gonna join our list of allies: England, France, Spain, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Texas, etc."

by danw December 22, 2003

silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother

Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!

by danw December 23, 2003

geesh

Slang for perineum, or the place that the doctor slices into to carve your prostate out, right in front of your anus, and right behind your scrotum.

Then that fag urologist stuck a scalpel in my geesh, and I haven't had a boner since!

by danw December 22, 2003

christmas

Christian holiday moved to conflict with the time of year when everyone everywhere (and everywhen) celebrates the winter solstice (point of Earth's orbit where, in the northern temperate zones, the sun's zenith slows its southern decent and begins moving north again = another year to live).

2. Hodgepodge of ancient and not-so-ancient rituals, including sacrificing a tree to Mother Nature, celebrating the miracle that got Nicholas his sainthood (reassembling murdered and hacked up child parts in a barrel back into children), and, oh, the birth of Jesus, a jew, and the guy that made 12 of his buddies drink his blood and eat his flesh, before he got executed and came back from the dead. (Can you say "zombie"?)

3. Day that Santa brings new socks and undies. If your bad, you get coal (to keep from freezing) and an orange (for vitamin C to prevent scurvy).

Fucking Christmas. I wanna get drunk.

by danw December 22, 2003

zero

an officer in the military, usually of junior rank, and not very experienced or valuable.

I walked past a group of zeroes on base today and forgot to salute.

by danw December 22, 2003