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1.
From the southern region of the Midwest (see Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Western Pennsylvania and the better part of West Virginia). Hilljacks have a penchant for sleeveless t-shirts, Blackfoot and Molly Hatchet and low-end regional beer. Family gatherings come in the form of cookouts and all of them culminate in drunken brawls and multiple arrests. Young hilljack chicks are usually very attractive but undergo a metamorphosis sometime after they have their third kid before the age of twenty.
The creeper driving by you in the old van with the twisted roof rack and the smell of weed and urine billowing from the passenger side window that is halfway down, crooked and off it's track. The van also sports a confederate flag plate holder and an uncovered snow tire on the back.
by sNoWmAnG May 07, 2004
 
2.
A poor, lower-class, white trash person who believes he/she is better or of a higher class than a hillbilly. Tends to make fun of hillbillies or hicks believing that he /she is not one.
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
 
3.
1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister
honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.
by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004
 
4.
a slightly educated cousin to the hillbilly found in small towns off the beaten path of modern society or outside a 75 mile radius of a major retail mall.
examples are limitless because of the United States failure to recognize and correct the problems with education and poverty.
by John (SC) January 18, 2005
 
5.
A person from the rural, hilled areas of Kentucky, Indiana, Tennessee, Ohio, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Virginia.
Descended from the origional settlers of the area, the hilljack has managed to avoid inbreeding and a lack of education; however, the hilljack tends to share certain social problems with their redneck cousins, such as excessive drinking, anger management, and Republican loyalism.
while the redneck and hillbilly are proud conservatives, only the hilljack will take the time to vote.
by a hiljack May 19, 2007
 
6.
a person who is lazier and does less work than a usual hillbilly. he (or she) always bitches, complains, and tells people to hurry up, yet he (or she) won't help in the process.
Here, Bill's telling me to get all this done, and he isn't doing anything to help with the process. What a hill jack!
by uncle zeke February 14, 2005
 
7.
An extremely idiotic hillbilly, often the product of 3rd generation inbreeding, that exhibits poor sociological and mental functions. Found mostly in regions of dirt roads, hilljacks typically pay no heed to laws against domestic violence or laws against meth production and use.
Billy-Ray Ted, Jr. takes after his uncle/dad, they both are extremely violent hilljacks when you give them a Bud.
by analonomys November 01, 2010