Definitions by danw

dristy 

A image one meditates on while doing yoga.

When I'm in the lotus, my dristy is your naked mother bending over.

dristy by danw February 21, 2008

silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother

Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!

silver wings by danw December 23, 2003

zero 

an officer in the military, usually of junior rank, and not very experienced or valuable.

I walked past a group of zeroes on base today and forgot to salute.

zero by danw December 22, 2003

nibby 

Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)

Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.

nibby by danw December 22, 2003

Ass Pounder 

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

Ass Pounder by danw December 22, 2003

allies 

What the USA calls countries it has previously defeated in wars.

"Well, looks like since they caught Saddam, Iraq's gonna join our list of allies: England, France, Spain, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Texas, etc."

allies by danw December 22, 2003

baby maker 

Reproductive organ(s).

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."

baby maker by danw December 22, 2003