Definitions by danw

dristy 

A image one meditates on while doing yoga.

When I'm in the lotus, my dristy is your naked mother bending over.

dristy by danw February 21, 2008

silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother

Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!

silver wings by danw December 23, 2003

zero 

an officer in the military, usually of junior rank, and not very experienced or valuable.

I walked past a group of zeroes on base today and forgot to salute.

zero by danw December 22, 2003

cockhound 

A redneck version of a playboy, synonym of horndog.

Bubba is such a cockhound, he'd hump his own momma.

cockhound by danw December 22, 2003

nibby 

Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)

Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.

nibby by danw December 22, 2003

Ass Pounder 

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

Ass Pounder by danw December 22, 2003

peckerneck 

To bother someone while they are intoxicated or passed out, and you are too intoxicated to teabag or antique them, because you'd have to remember where the flour is for the former, or be able to operate your fly for the latter. Mostly consists of poking and pinching, but can be misconstrued by others as sexual or homosexual behavior.

"Dave's not a fag, but when he gets drunk, he'll start peckerneckin' with ya, so watch out."

"I was gonna antique his wimp-ass, but I was too stoned to find the flour, so I just peckernecked with him till he got off the couch."

peckerneck by danw December 22, 2003