silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother
Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!
by danw December 24, 2003
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frobguard

n: clear plastic cover that is usually hinged and spring-loaded that prevents inadvertant (or slows unauthorized)operation of an important switch. Sometimes improvised with a piece of tape. (Frobguards are forbidden on emergency stops on industrial equipment by OSHA.)
That tourist came through and flipped the power switch, and we lost a day's work! We gotta get a frobguard on that thing.

Thank God I heard the frobguard hinge squeek when Johnny lifted it! He'd have taken down the whole network if I hadn't stopped him. Why do we let that scrag bring her kid to work anyway?
by danw December 22, 2003
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four sigma society

Society for persons posessing intelligence quotients at least four full standard deviations above the mean. This means they are smarter than 99.997% of the population, and have an IQ of 164. But they are still dumber than the Six Nines Society, where you have to be smarter than 99.9999%, or one out of a million, meaning in a world of six billion, there are six thousand of them, and about 1,500 in China.
You have to be a mensan just to figure out what the hell a four sigma society memeber is!
by danw December 22, 2003
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Ass Pounder

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.
(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"
by danw December 22, 2003
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geesh

Slang for perineum, or the place that the doctor slices into to carve your prostate out, right in front of your anus, and right behind your scrotum.
Then that fag urologist stuck a scalpel in my geesh, and I haven't had a boner since!
by danw December 22, 2003
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dristy

A image one meditates on while doing yoga.
When I'm in the lotus, my dristy is your naked mother bending over.
by danw February 21, 2008
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cockhound

A redneck version of a playboy, synonym of horndog.
Bubba is such a cockhound, he'd hump his own momma.
by danw December 22, 2003
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