danw's definitions

nibby

Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)

Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.

by danw December 22, 2003

allies

What the USA calls countries it has previously defeated in wars.

"Well, looks like since they caught Saddam, Iraq's gonna join our list of allies: England, France, Spain, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Texas, etc."

by danw December 22, 2003

baby maker

Reproductive organ(s).

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."

by danw December 22, 2003

mensan

1 Farm team for the Four Sigma Society
2 Old slang for someone with a flat head
3 Someone who knows why _not_ to play the lottery
4 Me

That dude got a 29 on the ACT in high school in '82, and didn't know that made him a mensan until '02! Some genius, huh?

by danw December 22, 2003

Ass Pounder

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

by danw December 22, 2003

frobguard

n: clear plastic cover that is usually hinged and spring-loaded that prevents inadvertant (or slows unauthorized)operation of an important switch. Sometimes improvised with a piece of tape. (Frobguards are forbidden on emergency stops on industrial equipment by OSHA.)

That tourist came through and flipped the power switch, and we lost a day's work! We gotta get a frobguard on that thing.

Thank God I heard the frobguard hinge squeek when Johnny lifted it! He'd have taken down the whole network if I hadn't stopped him. Why do we let that scrag bring her kid to work anyway?

by danw December 22, 2003

silver wings

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman old enough to be your mother

Man, Dave's mom is hot. I'm gonna get my siver wings with her, you watch!

by danw December 23, 2003