danw's definitions

allies

What the USA calls countries it has previously defeated in wars.

"Well, looks like since they caught Saddam, Iraq's gonna join our list of allies: England, France, Spain, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Texas, etc."

by danw December 22, 2003

Ass Pounder

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

by danw December 22, 2003

nibby

Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)

Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.

by danw December 22, 2003

baby maker

Reproductive organ(s).

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."

by danw December 22, 2003

mensan

1 Farm team for the Four Sigma Society
2 Old slang for someone with a flat head
3 Someone who knows why _not_ to play the lottery
4 Me

That dude got a 29 on the ACT in high school in '82, and didn't know that made him a mensan until '02! Some genius, huh?

by danw December 22, 2003

cockhound

A redneck version of a playboy, synonym of horndog.

Bubba is such a cockhound, he'd hump his own momma.

by danw December 22, 2003

zero

an officer in the military, usually of junior rank, and not very experienced or valuable.

I walked past a group of zeroes on base today and forgot to salute.

by danw December 22, 2003