"So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
by Danny Delinquent December 04, 2003
Get the tweakmug. 1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
by Danny Delinquent March 04, 2004
Get the bombingmug. A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004
Get the spam purse embargomug. by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
Get the shystermug. A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.
Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
Get the coat rackmug. "Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."
"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."
"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."
by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004
Get the squatterwearmug. by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003
Get the shystymug.