danny delinquent's definitions

skinhead

Typically a violent steakhead guy with no hair, boots and braces, and an IQ under 110. Tends to spout "oi oi oi" whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not necessarily racist, but usually conservative, patriotic, and steeped in jockish machismo. Drinks a lot of beer and has a massive chip on his shoulder. Loves to fight over anything. (Why are people who are so proud of being working class so hellbent on preserving the status quo, in which they are exploited by the bourgiousie?)

This fucking skinhead just punched me for looking at him! God. I'd really like to meet some skins who aren't friggin morons.

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003

wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

straight

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.

"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.

They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.

by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

tight like a tiger

A superlative level of tightness.

"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"

"Holy shit, how was it?"

"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."

by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004

rockstarmobile

An expensive, exotic, ridiculously fast, and generally impractical sports car, the kind that rock stars drive. Italian makes like Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini are excellent examples of rockstarmobiles, but a convertible V8 Ford Mustang with all the features and options can also serve this purpose.

"As soon as he got a big record deal with Sony, he went out and bought this rockstarmobile Lamborghini. Hope the record is a hit or he's gonna be in deep shit."

by Danny Delinquent May 9, 2004