danfield's definitions

a.m.b.

Ass Managed Bitch
someone who is willingly under the authority of an ass manager and from this derives a sense of identity.

colloquial
one who is subject to the jurisdiction and whims of a pimp.
ho, slut, whore

THOMAS: "Did you notice how cheerfully Rudolph complied with the retardistic ravings of that Ass Manager, Stevens?"
RICHARD: "I did happen notice that."
HARRISON: "Yes, Rudolph is an A.M.B."

You ain't nothin but an A.M.B.

by Danfield August 15, 2006

struck

v. used only in the past and past perfect tenses.

1. To administer violent sexual contact, usually to the rectum.

Samantha was expecting a quiet, romantic evening with Mitch, little did she know that she would get struck.

"Another dick move like that, and you're gonna get struck."

"Did you see the bruises on Lance's arms, Vince?"
"Oh my god, yes, Tim, he must have gotten struck last night."

by Danfield August 7, 2006

ass manage

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

colloquial
What a pimp does.

THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.

by Danfield August 15, 2006