1. colloquial: Boston Thrust Party
2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand
3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson
2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand
3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson
Thomas: "I believe Richard had a Boston T Party at work yesterday."
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."
"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"
Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."
"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"
Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.
by Danfield January 16, 2007

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.
2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.
2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.
Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."
"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."
"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."
"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."
"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."
by Danfield January 04, 2007

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.
colloquial
What a pimp does.
colloquial
What a pimp does.
THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."
I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."
I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.
by Danfield August 15, 2006
