danfield's definitions

Boston T Party

1. colloquial: Boston Thrust Party

2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand

3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson

Thomas: "I believe Richard had a Boston T Party at work yesterday."
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."

"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"

Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.

by Danfield January 16, 2007

struck

v. used only in the past and past perfect tenses.

1. To administer violent sexual contact, usually to the rectum.

Samantha was expecting a quiet, romantic evening with Mitch, little did she know that she would get struck.

"Another dick move like that, and you're gonna get struck."

"Did you see the bruises on Lance's arms, Vince?"
"Oh my god, yes, Tim, he must have gotten struck last night."

by Danfield August 7, 2006

Cornwallis

one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact

Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."

"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."

Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.

by Danfield January 17, 2007