Legend has it that Rabon was an evil cricketer who had trouble batting because he had random, spontaneous erections. His exceptionally long penis (over 2 feet long) had to be tied down onto his thighs to prevent it from rising up to his nose, tearing through his trousers, causing embarassment and amusement alike to himself and spectators.
Rabon was believed to be an illegitimate son of the evil lord Ravana from the famous Indian epic, the Ramayana - hence the name Rabon. This one didn't have ten heads, but two. He was appointed lord of a kingdom called Landka.
At the airport: "Mr. Rabon, you will not be allowed to board this airplane - that thing is technically considered a weapon."