A pseudo hipster. These people tend to drink Starbucks frequently. They also shop at The GAP, Banana Republic, and Urban Outfitters; they only shopped at thrift shops after Macklemore said it was okay. They only use a Mac and other Apple products. Pshipsters listen to music that you've never heard of because it's straight off MySpace. They understand the world in a deep way that no one else ever could at the age of 16.
George: Hey, can I listen to your music?
James: I don't think you'd like it. No one's heard of it and it's too poetic to share.
George: You're such a pshipster.