51 definitions by dadebil

alias

What High Tech Red Necks call themselves when surfin' daNet.

daDebil has more than one alias.

by dadebil March 2, 2004

deuce

1)A 1932 Ford, usually a coupe or roadster.
2)A vintage full-size luxury car, the Buick Electra 225, a.k.a. deuce-an'-a-quarter.
3)Two dollars worth of something, usually drugs (very hard to find these days).

1)Man, dat deuce is some rod!
2)Man, dat deuce is some ride!
3)Man, I wouldn't give ya a deuce fr dat deuce!

by dadebil February 22, 2004

Kaypro

The very best line of computers ever built. They were Z80-based CP/M machines. High Tech Red Necks all own Kaypros. Kaypro was formerly known as Non-Linear Systems.

peggy hill: I sure hope my Kaypro II is Y2K-compliant.
hank hill: Hell, peggy, I don't think it's even Y1K-compliant

by dadebil February 29, 2004

assembly language

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.

High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.

by dadebil February 29, 2004

colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.

The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.

by dadebil March 1, 2004

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by dadebil March 1, 2004

boat

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

by dadebil July 25, 2004