daddy's definitions

lunchbox

A small weinered round little toad who ditches all his friends for the first girl to give him pussy.

Hey Lunchbox stop being a bitch.

by Daddy November 10, 2003

lunchbox

A small weinered round little toad who hides hot sauce under his bed, drinks sprite and ditches his friends for the first girl to give him pussy.

Hey Lunchbox grow some nuts and stop paying those vet bills, its not even your dog.

Yeah I know its hers.

So what be a MAN not a Lunchbox.

by Daddy November 12, 2003

Top Shelf

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker

Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.

by Daddy November 12, 2003

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 27, 2003

lyseth

A Wonderful and caring person who is always there for you no matter the situation also loving, gorgeous , smart, and funny she is a great person to be around with.

-Good thing I got me a Lyseth (:

by Daddy March 13, 2017

wherethefugginhelldyathinkyagarn

A request to know the intended destination of ones spouse

WHERETHEFUGGINHELLDYATHINKYAGARN ya fuckin slut? I bet its to BLOW the neighbour again I can smell it on your breath

by DADDY August 8, 2003

aneehoo

Although a colloquial form of "anyhow" the actual definition is "anyway," used to end or switch subjects in a conversation. Usually used by white women above teenage.

"So, like, blahblabhblah and I'm the most fu*king boring annoying bitch on earth."
"Anyhoo, bye."

by daddy September 28, 2003