Definitions by d_art

parking lot conversation

n. A long-winded discussion among group of three or more people often due to indecision of where the party wants to go next (often pertaining to eating). This often takes place in a parking lot.

I was just going to say hi to Joe for a moment, but it winded up becoming a parking lot conversation.

Manny: What took you guys so long?
Harry: I was stuck in a parking lot conversation.

parking lot conversation by d_art December 19, 2008

ninjas on motorcycles 

1. A staple image from 80's action flicks, the whole idea of something being cool for coolness sake despite lack of practicality. Given that ninjas are supposed to be stealthy and quiet, it is impractical for them to be riding these noisemakers. Usually, these ninjas also usually carry uzis and has the ability to climb up the side of semi-trucks.

2. Something that is doubly cool. Ninjas are cool. Motorcycles are cool. Ninjas on Motorcycles? Doubly cool.

1. This Michael Bay movie is like watching ninjas on motorcycles!

2. Samuel L. Jackson isn't just cool, he is like ninjas on motorcycles cool!

ninjas on motorcycles by d_art February 7, 2007

worse comes to worst 

When something has gotten as worst as it can get. It can get bad to worse and worse to worst, but it can't get worse than worst.

The usage of "if the worST comes to the worST" has been common, but not logical, because you can't get worse than worst. On the other hand, "if the worst comes to the worst" has also been attributed not to the deterioration of the condition, but the general idea that "if the worst really comes to exist." In such cases, it makes sense in its own way.

"Worse to worse" on the other hand, is usually just a mistake.

If worse comes to worst, then worst does not come to worse.

worse comes to worst by d_art June 28, 2006

badum-ching 

n. 1) see Rimshot. 2) The sound made from a Rimshot. 3) A sarcastic remark in place of feigned laughter.

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Get it? Get it?
Person 2: Badum-ching!

badum-ching by d_art February 5, 2006

gundark 

Gundarks are strong elephant-sized predators which appear to be found on several worlds throughout the galaxy. The hide is tough and pinkish-orange, with a distinctive warty crest running the length of the long neck and around the mouth and eyes. The head is hammer-shaped and flat, with the eyes on the extremes to either side. This arrangement provides excellent binocular vision and spatial judgement used to aim the enormous muscular tongue, which thrusts from the rounded mouth to lengths of over five metres, ensnaring and constricting prey. In addition to raw strength, the tongue seems to bear suckers and what looks like a sticky excretion. It is said that once a gundark latches its tongue onto something, it never lets go.

Princess Leia and C-3PO were unlucky to meet a pair of voracious gundarks on an uncharted jungle planet during the search for a new base to replace the Hoth facilities.

(lifted from www.theforce.net zoology)

Han Solo: "You look like you could pull the ears off a gundark!"

gundark by d_art November 11, 2005

mucho appreciato 

Bastardization of the English phrase "Much Appreciated" to make it sound more Spanish.

Girl: Buenos diás.

Man: Mucho Appreciato!

mucho appreciato by d_art November 3, 2005

behind bars 

Imprisoned, particularly inside a jail cell (usually the type with vertical metal bars that keep inmates from escaping).

That criminal should be behind bars!

behind bars by d_art July 26, 2005