eats like a bird

To consume small portions.

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.

by D-Bruch August 10, 2009

Wrinkle in time

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

by D-Bruch January 22, 2007

take it to the tapes

In a sporting event, when a play is in question, they "Take it to the tapes", or "Bring it to the tapes" for official review. The same applies to everyday life when something is in question. Be it an actor in a movie, a past sports score, or anything, really. See Google, Wikipedia, or IMDB.

Very similar to Roll The Tapes.

Kobe had a 50 point game last week.

"I call BS. take it to the tapes!"

- DeVon Craver

by D-Bruch July 30, 2009

Dick Shmeegal's

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

gangsticity

The level of your gangster-ness. A higher level meaning the more gangsta you are.

Man, I just copped the new benz off the showroom floor. My gangsticity just went up 3 points.

by D-Bruch November 09, 2006

levitate

To raise up or leave.

Me and my mans about to levitate - Mos Def

by D-Bruch November 08, 2006

that's a lot of Taco Bell

Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.

...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."

I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."

by D-Bruch July 28, 2009