12 definitions by cynic

government

government
In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003

Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.

I gotta go take a shit.Can I borrow some flag (any flag) to wipe on?

doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.

by cynic April 7, 2005

sarcastic

Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.

Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.

by cynic October 27, 2003

Turkey

1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.

1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.

by cynic May 26, 2004

cooey

somebody (of any race) who wears a skully, jersey, fronts, or a chain. fools who are into krunk ass music and gettin paper.

dudes that act way too cool for you.

"damn that dude is one cooey motherfucker."

"hey take this 4xl white tee, you're cooey, you'd like it"

by cynic November 30, 2004

fiction

see bible

i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever

by cynic April 9, 2003

saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

by cynic September 3, 2004

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by cynic January 18, 2005