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A writer of online comics, this person has a reputation for overreacting to criticism (though his comic has some good and some bad points) and a tendency to take all opinions as insult.

Recently he was accused of being a pedophile, and has yet to officially deny these claims.
I hope absath didn't read what I blogged about him...he'd ban me!
absath by Betweenclass December 28, 2005
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The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan
The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard
absath by Cynic January 18, 2005
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The lead singer of Immortal, the greatest Norwegian black metal band on erf.
Dude, last night at the Immortal show, Abbath blew fire into my face, thus melting it off!
Abbath by Theo Diehl October 29, 2007
Acronym for "as soon as the hell doesnt freeze"
Moritz:"ok. i go to pee and get a glass, in that order"
Nicola:"ok, see thou asafp"
Moritz:"asathdf"
asathdf by sir_nicolaz April 14, 2010

absatootly 

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.
"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

absatively 

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.
"Is your project done?" "Absatively."
absatively by eostre October 24, 2005
A person living for one love. Has all the best quality. A very beautiful person inside out
Agsatha is enough to survive
agsatha by agsathaslove September 3, 2021
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