156 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 14, 2015

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jewelry

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs

Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016

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French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

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squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 29, 2016

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Beanermobile

casual referece to either a Leland Mini or Cooper Mini; the former being the car Mr. Bean(character) drove; the latter beingthe commonly believed model of car he drove.

Nice Beanermobile, dude!

I know -- got it cheap & the mileage is extraordinary!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 15, 2019

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