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Archivalchemy

The process of transforming, blending, or reimagining archives by combining elements from multiple sources to create new, hybrid forms of meaning, knowledge, or narrative. It involves a dynamic interaction of archival materials, recontextualizing them to uncover unexpected connections, contradictions, or syntheses, akin to an alchemical practice that seeks to transmute base materials into something more valuable or profound.
d1 Dude, we can archivalchemy our own mythical creatures bro!
d2 Waht you mean bro?

d1 Dude, the DRAGON itself is an example of it!
d2 Bro I DO NOT get what you saying man.
d1 GET A DEGREE YO or just follow cyberphunkisms

d2 Yeah but thats not even, you can just read up on mythology.
d1 true i was being a nativeadvertisement bro

d2 oh yeah we are bombarded by that

d1 yeah thats whay its a cyberpunk dystopia bro
d2 trueeee, skeet skeet look i made a squirrel with a crocodile head!
d1 dude nice archivalchemy!
by cyberphunkisms January 20, 2025
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phone stamina

How many times you let the phone ring before you pick it up.
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)

1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up
yo man, my girls phone stamina is like a 6, she hardly picks up
by cyberphunkisms April 18, 2006
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degorgonify

Degorgonify is a cognitive/cultural/dialectical practice in the contentinternet idiomary resisting & reversing Gorgonification—the degradation of conversations into repetitive hivemindidioms, superficial moralism & passive neoliberal subjectivity. Methods include: (1) Dialectical Provocation/Ironman Reasoning: challenging assumptions directly & engaging w/ strongest opposing views. (2) Sabachtan Logos/Axiological Ethics of Love (Agape): radical empathy & unconditional benefit-of-doubt to combat emotional commodification. (3) Idiomatic Resistance/Polymorphous Mythology: rejecting oversimplified ideological earworms (e.g., Mindflayer parasites, Baldur’s Gate 3 analogy) via continuous mythological reframing & reinstantiation. (4) Archon Analysis/Mythological Reinstantiation: uncovering & reinterpreting ideological power structures beneath neoliberal frameworks & historical trauma. (5) Mephistophelean Dialectics (Faust): dialectical methodology for critically engaging AI systems, countering cognitive shortcuts, external categorization & superficial algorithmic loops. Together these methods confront the collective devaluation paradoxthe black hole of meaninglessness from repetitive superficiality. Research into Degorgonification remains ongoing process-philosophy in the contentinternet lexicon.
dude, she keeps using therapytalk and never stops using psychologisms. i just wana talk authentically.

No choice but to play the game bro, just do what that south park episode does. It is almost impossible to degorgonify in this climate of endless hivemindidiom snakes.
by cyberphunkisms May 8, 2025
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dum

this is the slang for "them"
ya guna grab dum snuk boi?
by cyberphunkisms July 22, 2007
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Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010
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Emergy

The possible emergence of a what-if scenario with an inflated sense of importance used to propagate deception.
"I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!"
by cyberphunkisms October 24, 2018
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Mississauganite

People from Mississauga.

Word made by dude from Toronto.
P1: Yoo Mississauga is trash but it has a tiny bit of potential. I’m gonna call these people Mississauganites.

P2: Wtf is that?

P1: My word for people from Mississauga.
by cyberphunkisms August 10, 2023
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