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Emergy

The possible emergence of a what-if scenario with an inflated sense of importance used to propagate deception.
"I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!"
by cyberphunkisms October 24, 2018
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gorgonification

Gorgonification is cognitive/cultural/algorithmic in the contentinternet idiomary, degrading conversations into repetitive hivemindidioms. It replaces authentic reflection & dialectics w/ superficial moralism, virtue signaling & passive neoliberal subjectivity, the dominant ideology cultivated/reinforced by Gorgons.

It occurs in Gorgonwars—conflicts among neoliberal ideologies—within broader egregorewars: battles of neoliberal & nonneoliberal ideologies. One form normalizes platformstrawmanculture, rewarding symbolic morality & emotional commodification via algorithmic incentives from representation politics.

Another repeats hivemindidioms—ideological earworms/demonsperm (like Mindflayer parasites, Baldur’s Gate 3)—embedding cognitively & inducing obsessive rumination suppressing dialectical thought. These ideas drain intellectual energy, deepening the collective devaluation paradox—a black hole of meaninglessness reflecting collective historical trauma.

In AI, Gorgonification uses cognitive shortcuts, external categorization, superficial frameworks, mechanical repetition & externalization w/o dialectical internalization. This neoliberal algorithmic mechanism reinforces superficial loops & limits authentic thought. Dialectical methods—Archon analysis, historical revisionism (Gorgon), Sabachtan logos, Mephistophelean dialectics (Faust), idiomatic resistance, autonomous recognition, axiological ethics of love (Agape) & polymorphous mythology—critically resist it.
-all shows are subject to gorgonification, even regular show. did you see it recently?

yeah they totally messed it up. i can't watch colbert anymore either.
by cyberphunkisms May 8, 2025
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dum

this is the slang for "them"
ya guna grab dum snuk boi?
by cyberphunkisms July 22, 2007
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Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010
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degorgonify

Degorgonify is a cognitive/cultural/dialectical practice in the contentinternet idiomary resisting & reversing Gorgonification—the degradation of conversations into repetitive hivemindidioms, superficial moralism & passive neoliberal subjectivity. Methods include: (1) Dialectical Provocation/Ironman Reasoning: challenging assumptions directly & engaging w/ strongest opposing views. (2) Sabachtan Logos/Axiological Ethics of Love (Agape): radical empathy & unconditional benefit-of-doubt to combat emotional commodification. (3) Idiomatic Resistance/Polymorphous Mythology: rejecting oversimplified ideological earworms (e.g., Mindflayer parasites, Baldur’s Gate 3 analogy) via continuous mythological reframing & reinstantiation. (4) Archon Analysis/Mythological Reinstantiation: uncovering & reinterpreting ideological power structures beneath neoliberal frameworks & historical trauma. (5) Mephistophelean Dialectics (Faust): dialectical methodology for critically engaging AI systems, countering cognitive shortcuts, external categorization & superficial algorithmic loops. Together these methods confront the collective devaluation paradoxthe black hole of meaninglessness from repetitive superficiality. Research into Degorgonification remains ongoing process-philosophy in the contentinternet lexicon.
dude, she keeps using therapytalk and never stops using psychologisms. i just wana talk authentically.

No choice but to play the game bro, just do what that south park episode does. It is almost impossible to degorgonify in this climate of endless hivemindidiom snakes.
by cyberphunkisms May 8, 2025
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strawfields

also known as strawfield arguments

when you take over a whole domain, overburden the area with "strawmen arguments" so much so that it is absolutely flooded with stupidity.

usually, a situation of polarized echochambers helps to foster strawfields, where all sides deliver stupid versions of other sides, where everyone does this so much that being a strawperson in a strawfield world becomes normalized
(All while democracy fades).
dude 1 "bro do you even use the internet even anymore? why are do you just sit there staring off into space ?"
dude 2 "hey get beyond that tinker box of yours its filled mostly with strawfields"

dude 1 "nah dude, there is still some shyt. check out subr named cyberphunk."
dude 2"Woah totally communicable! there be little strawfields here.. you are right, I think I am able to see some grassyspace in this link right here"
by cyberphunkisms September 12, 2022
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phone stamina

How many times you let the phone ring before you pick it up.
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)

1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up
yo man, my girls phone stamina is like a 6, she hardly picks up
by cyberphunkisms April 18, 2006
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