The Great American Sausage

Another way of saying The Penis

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007

Spanish Taxi

When you're having anal sex with a chick who's on all fours, and she's crawling forward slowly to compensate for your thrusts, thereby transporting you around the bedroom, kitchen, etc.

Dude, when I was with Maria last night, she totally had me in the Spanish Taxi.

Hey, did you hear about Julie? They say she's a real Spanish Taxi Driver.

by curtHendzell June 01, 2010

Double Irish

Having sex with not one, but two redheads at once. Twins preferred. Basically living out a fantasy of being Hugh Hefner, but with redheads replacing blondes.

Dude, I was in Vegas, I totally had to go Double Irish a the bunny ranch while I was there.

by curtHendzell October 21, 2010

Tuna Chute

A vagina. Specifically, a vagina that accepts penis.

I don't care for anal. Give me tuna chute all the way!

by curtHendzell June 06, 2010