13 definitions by cuddles mcstig

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.
Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
by cuddles mcstig June 23, 2009
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Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.
Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.
by cuddles mcstig June 9, 2008
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An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by cuddles mcstig September 11, 2008
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An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by cuddles mcstig August 18, 2008
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An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
by cuddles mcstig August 15, 2008
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To vent a series of unrelated complaints, one after another without pause.
Why'd you put the phone down in the middle of your call?

It's just Mary, she's on a whinge binge and I can't be bothered listening.
by cuddles mcstig June 20, 2008
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Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.
He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!
by cuddles mcstig June 22, 2009
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