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Swedish holiday

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.
by ctrlU September 19, 2013
mugGet the Swedish holidaymug.

big mac

n. A unit of evil or unhealthiness against which all other things are measured.
1. Twice the calories than a big mac
2. Half the fat than a big mac
3. One eighth the sodium than a big mac
4. More racist than a big mac
5. Ten times more radiation than a big mac
6. More unprotected sex than a big mac
7. More greedy than a big mac
8. 18 more mpg than a big mac
9. Bigger boobs than a big mac
10. half as ugly as a big mac
11. More deadly than two big macs
12. Smells like a steaming heap of big macs

etc.
by ctrlU May 5, 2011
mugGet the big macmug.

ILHAT

I Laughed Hard At That / This /Those
Thomas: Did you see that video with the dancing monkey?

Percy: ILHAT
by ctrlU February 18, 2011
mugGet the ILHATmug.

decimal phone

n. a mobile phone without a full QWERTY keyboard.

Unlike a dumb phone, the decimal phone can have any number of advanced features but simply lacks the (crucial) above-mentioned I/O device.
Thomas: How come you never reply to my text messages?

Percy: I've still got a decimal phone and it sucks for texting!
by ctrlU April 9, 2011
mugGet the decimal phonemug.

junk shot

1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.

2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
by ctrlU May 27, 2010
mugGet the junk shotmug.

shit yer snatch

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.
Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!
by ctrlU October 20, 2010
mugGet the shit yer snatchmug.

minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat
Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.
by ctrlU September 8, 2011
mugGet the minge crustmug.

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