1 definition by crustness monster
a word used to describe someone who is extremely bitchy. usually after not getting pussy at a party or after having a series of bad events that comes their way. a person who does not like the word crusty is usually someone that the word crusty defines to the point of perfection. In order to rid of crust, one must do one of the following. Drink beer. Get a nut. Eat an Uncrustable. Or pack a monstrous lip. No one likes to be crusty, and many try to hide their crustiness by throwing extremely large lips. "The Salty Spitoon" is someone who does not get any pussy at a party and in order to hide their crustiness, they throw a big lip.
Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.
Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.
"You're so fucking crusty right now." "This kid is the Crust-Ness Monster", "Fuck dude...Im so crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"
by crustness monster May 18, 2010