1 definition by crunch hater 45

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.
by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009
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