Definitions by croftbrudercandycane

Jerk Finger 

Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.

Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger

And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.

Jerk Finger by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs

Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!

knob scoffer by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Steam Train 

When you finger a chick in the steam train motion i.e crank shaft for the wheels on engine
Its done hard and with grit and determination and effort whilst possibly laughing

Nolzie: How'd you go with that chick?
Garrison: Yeah I just steam trained the fuck out of her

Steam Train by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

horse cunt 

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.

Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt

horse cunt by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

bogan 

Lets get this straight, Bogans are Australia wide they are in every nook and cranny, and we love them because we can take the piss. Sure the women bogan has 6 kids to 6 different fathers, loves her alcohol and ciggies, has a different fashion sense, swears like a trooper, and is a general embarassment at the supermarket but at least we can look on and have bit of a laugh. As for the bloke well he loves his VB, ciggies/dope, flannie, mullet, beanie, holden or ford top, holden or ford car, has an excellent grasp on the english vocabluary, and has possible missing teeth, but who is going to look at him sideways when he's at the pub or he wants that car spot you want?
They are a national treasure and we should be proud, for our taxes pay for their everything.

Person 1: Have a look at this bloke
Person 2: What a bogan!

bogan by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

vixen hunting 

The art of going out with mates to a pub or club and searching for "vixens" then taking them home and giving them the good hammering they deserve.

Joey: Coming to the pub to do some vixen hunting
Moe: Yes, Yes I will

vixen hunting by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006