3 definitions by criticalcounterpart

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

when you get a girl close to orgasm by tickling her body quickly all over

“God, that guy almost made me burst! He’s a real Finnish tickler!”

The moment during sexual intercourse in which the two partners begin to release themselves and their semen.

“Guy 1: Dude, they didn’t realize I was hiding in the closet when they were fucking. You should’ve seen Jack’s climax!”