5 definitions by crispysam

portard

1. The child of a lesbian couple.

Hey portard! How's your two mommies you big gaymo?

by crispysam March 6, 2005

crispay

1. used to describe a hot new chick in a club or soup chef

synonyms: fresh meat, new blood

Alice: Oh she's cute and I've never seen her before.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.

by crispysam March 6, 2005

deligant

1. delicious; tasty; breathtakingly yummy

2. amazing; grand; fancy

3. delicate

1&2: This cherry limeade is deligant

3: Sing my something soft, sad, and deligant.

by crispysam March 9, 2005

soup chef

1. assistant chef
2. cute red headed nymphomaniac

The soup chef was whispering sweet nothings such as "You make me cum so hard" in the tennis player's ear.

by crispysam March 6, 2005

beast

used to describe something that may be a little too ritzy or uptight for someone of an easygoing nature

That movie premiere seems kinda beast.

by crispysam March 6, 2005