3 definitions by crazycalwil

Chapter

How basic bitches state their age in their Instagram bios, and they think they're unique for doing so.

"Chapter 17 / single / hmu"

by crazycalwil May 30, 2019

mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 15, 2019

Baby fever

What ghetto high school thots use as an excuse when they announce they're pregnant because they fuck like jackrabbits without using protection

"OMG I had baby fever and I'm pregnant! Can't wait to be ah mommy!"

by crazycalwil June 15, 2019