crazy mike's definitions

rice mobile

a (crappy) foreign car (from asia) worth virtually nothing and with no racing capability outfitted to look like a sports car complete with spoiler, rims, etc ad nauseum.

Ever since Vin Diesel drove a rice mobile in the Fast and the Furious, all the ginzos I know have one.

by crazy mike November 7, 2003

bentnose

a mobster of italian origin; mafioso. Derived from ethnic stereotyping of Italian's noses.

The bentnoses came in today asking for protection money.

by crazy mike November 7, 2003

hinjew

a person from India who makes mad cash or has mad cash but refuses to spend a dime of it

Adi is a Hinjew who returns $3 pencils for $2 pencils, because that $1 means alot to the rich bastard.

by crazy mike April 30, 2004