Socialist: "We should adopt Canada's gun laws in the US"

Me: "Fuck Canada, I enjoy my freedom."

Socialist: "Canada has totally free health care!"

Me: "Fuck Canada, they take it out of your taxes just like we do social security. Not to mention...you get what you pay for."

Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --

Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!

Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?

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okay, I'm finished.