crackleton's definitions

pooyie

Cajun word used to describe something awesome or something totally shitty. Synonyms include "kyaw", "baw" and "poo" if it is said in a long drawn out high-pitched voice.

I had to mow the friggin' grass yesterday. Pooyie, it was hot.

Pooyie, that shit is good!

by crackleton February 28, 2010

Fois

(Pronounced fwah) Diarrhea, usually explosive, as a result from eating too many delicious Cajun delicacies such as boudin, cracklins (graton), gumbo, boiled crawfish, etc. Also can be used to describe diarrhea as a result of eating bad food or a general stomach illness.

Bruh, I went to the Cajun Heartland State Fair to heat Wayne Toups play and I drank so many Bud Lites and ate so many funnel cakes I got the fois this morning.

by crackleton February 12, 2021

ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011

snib

When the turtle head poops out, but is not fully dislodged. As your bum checks are nice and smoothe, the full poop is in tack. However, in a sudden panic, your bum cheeks squash together fastly and snib (break) the poop which in turn releases and falls south. Half still inside ya and the other half at bottom of your leg.

My inside leg is now warm. My turtlehead got snibbed and fell off.

by crackleton October 1, 2010