cpt.bob's definitions

grinder

An item in Phantasy Star Online that gives a +# to the end of your weapon's name, increasing it's ATP by 2. Most commonly in Mono-, Di-, or Tri-

Grinders are very hard to find.

by Cpt.Bob October 4, 2003

Earth

A neato reality show from the people at FOGNL.

This thursday on Earth, The Americans and the Iraqis go in an all-out brawl!
Only on Fognl

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

Ubernostrom

Miracle drug that tastes just like candy

Man 1: It tastes just like candy
Man 2: I enjoy the freedom of Ubernostrom.
Deep Echoey voice: UBERNOSTROM!
Man 3: Ubernostrom makes me feel fresh.
Man 4: I made $20,000!
Man 5: I naver knew love, but then I tried Ubernostrom.

by Cpt.Bob September 21, 2003

Boom

The only sh*tty song ever made by System of a down

What the h*ll were they thinking when they made "boom?"

by Cpt.Bob October 15, 2003

Brinstar

The starting location in Metroid(one of the coolest games ever)

Brinstar has some of the simplest enemies in the whole game.

by Cpt.Bob September 6, 2003

Black Mage

CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet

Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

fan boy

See sonyroolz

Sonyroolz needs to shut the f*** up.

by Cpt.Bob November 28, 2003