4 definitions by cozyvixen
the average discord mod feeds off of grooming young people, and has become quite full and fat with the amount of victims he draws in and consumes each and every week. our discord mod quite literally is the very epitome of a virgin, the inspiration for the universe's first ever seen virgin if you will.
the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget.
if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.
the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget.
if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.
yo, the discord mod is a total creep, he called my 14 yo sister a babe
imagine being a fucking discord mod.
a discord mod gets 0 bitches sitting in they momma's crib rereading the content of the Discord Moderator Academy.
imagine being a fucking discord mod.
a discord mod gets 0 bitches sitting in they momma's crib rereading the content of the Discord Moderator Academy.
by cozyvixen October 27, 2021
insanely attractive tiktoker who makes anime related content, with occasional witty jokes. they have amassed a large following, and have a supportive and loving (yet at times obsessive) fanbase. object of many, many, many people's affection, due to their charming, sociable personality.
notfathermariyuh gets all the bitches! me included!
dudebro 1:"yo, who's carrying anime tiktok rn?"
dudebro 2: "notfathermariyuh, who else!"
oldhead: "lawd, that notfathermariyuh always has the most perfect eyeliner, it is beyond belief!"
fangirl 1: "man, no homo, like im not into girls, at all, im 100% straight, like i have a bf, but like, i literally, um, so like, everytime i see notfathermariyuh on my fyp, like, i just, i start blushing, like crazy, like i just, idk, no homo tho."
fangirl 2: *makes notfathermariyuh velocity edit*
fangirl 3: "LINK???!!! LINK TO THAT ONE NOTFATHERMARIYUH X READER FANFIC??? ASKING FOR A FRIEND"
fangirl 4: "wait..notfathermariyuh is actually 6ft..? haha... wow...damn...thats kinda........hot..."
fangirl 5: "i literally stayed up for a week straight reading blue lock and jjk and mha just because notfathermariyuh told me too"
dudebro 1:"yo, who's carrying anime tiktok rn?"
dudebro 2: "notfathermariyuh, who else!"
oldhead: "lawd, that notfathermariyuh always has the most perfect eyeliner, it is beyond belief!"
fangirl 1: "man, no homo, like im not into girls, at all, im 100% straight, like i have a bf, but like, i literally, um, so like, everytime i see notfathermariyuh on my fyp, like, i just, i start blushing, like crazy, like i just, idk, no homo tho."
fangirl 2: *makes notfathermariyuh velocity edit*
fangirl 3: "LINK???!!! LINK TO THAT ONE NOTFATHERMARIYUH X READER FANFIC??? ASKING FOR A FRIEND"
fangirl 4: "wait..notfathermariyuh is actually 6ft..? haha... wow...damn...thats kinda........hot..."
fangirl 5: "i literally stayed up for a week straight reading blue lock and jjk and mha just because notfathermariyuh told me too"
by cozyvixen October 27, 2021
users of ~ are the most annoying people to have ever existed. the symbol ~ is predominantly used amongst fanfiction writers, who feel a need to add it at the end of every single sentence, resulting in the subsequent reader to wish for a lobotomy.
* my hero academia 'smut' fan-fiction, bakugo x reader*
"Be good for me now, my little girl~" Bakugo whispered, eyes boring into yours.
"Nghh! H-haa~" You moaned, feeling his smoldering fingers dance up your bare thighs. "K-Katsuki! Ahh~"
"Be good for me now, my little girl~" Bakugo whispered, eyes boring into yours.
"Nghh! H-haa~" You moaned, feeling his smoldering fingers dance up your bare thighs. "K-Katsuki! Ahh~"
by cozyvixen October 27, 2021
random people on urban dictionary who look over the thousands of definitions coming through daily, and subsequently pick the most common, repetitive, useless definitions to approve.
while the rest of us spend grueling hours racking our genius minds coming up with many eloquent, well explained definitions to uncommon and obscure words, these urban dictionary editors simply seem blind to even minuscule amounts of talent, ignoring all of our futile efforts.
many are left dismayed and irked by the utter incompetency of the majority of 'editors' on this site. i can only pray that the good editors (though few in number) will stumble upon my definitions and submit them for approval.
while the rest of us spend grueling hours racking our genius minds coming up with many eloquent, well explained definitions to uncommon and obscure words, these urban dictionary editors simply seem blind to even minuscule amounts of talent, ignoring all of our futile efforts.
many are left dismayed and irked by the utter incompetency of the majority of 'editors' on this site. i can only pray that the good editors (though few in number) will stumble upon my definitions and submit them for approval.
feeling like a karen, might get all bitchy and complain about the urban dictionary editors again
person 1: "urban dictionary is the best!"
person 2 (not published): "yeah, when the urban dictionary editors approve ur submissions."
person 3: don't be so petty.
hi urban dictionary editors, hope this non hate speech is meaningful
person 1: "urban dictionary is the best!"
person 2 (not published): "yeah, when the urban dictionary editors approve ur submissions."
person 3: don't be so petty.
hi urban dictionary editors, hope this non hate speech is meaningful
by cozyvixen October 28, 2021