cosmo's definitions

Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

alien brains

An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.

May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."

Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.

Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.

or

Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.

by Cosmo March 22, 2004

gloving

Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?

Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

jim-jams

condoms. a combination of "Jimmy hat" and "Toejam"

"Yo, man. Last night, Chris had to run out and find some jim-jams at 3am."

"Eh, dumbass should have planned ahead."

by Cosmo January 3, 2005

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

bluebox

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.

"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."

by Cosmo October 4, 2005

Princes

To be named Sir Flip and not know how to spell. Stems from the Latin root of Pasco De Gama.

It's not refuring, it's reffering.

by Cosmo March 6, 2005