2 definitions by cookiedough

jonny

male plumber roughly the size of a two daylins.

jonny wears bonnet like all day. but on tuesdays. you see his multi-direction going hair.

by cookiedough November 15, 2005

Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!

Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!

by cookiedough May 23, 2013