colin's definitions

Ring

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

by Colin December 23, 2003

get off it

leave me or whatever alone

dude, "get off it"

by Colin August 7, 2003

Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland

"That guy is a serious chufter"

by Colin July 1, 2004

#gtfo

Told to someone being a moron on an IRC channel .. term meaing: join channel get the fuck out

Usually told to someone after they were told off. Or in a ban message after being ejected from a channel

ur a fucking lamer #gtfo newb

by Colin October 20, 2003

TOJEJ

an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.

The Tzar, The One, The J, The E, The Jamie

by Colin September 27, 2004

piss on it

When you're playing baseball and you get a pitch too good to not take deep.

Piss on it, turn that sumbitch yellow

by Colin July 15, 2004

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009