: when one of your
friends gets married
to a chick that
is pure evil. The most
of which is never seeing your
friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your
friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect
when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.
1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes
a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only
of time :(