colin's definitions

Bess

The hottest hottie of all time, usually seen with the stud Colin or maybe looking fine at the local Krystal.

Man, she's hot but not as hot as Bess.

by colin December 13, 2004

maul

To make out
old word from m yarents generation

we had to watch the two lovers maul.

by Colin January 30, 2005

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005