colin's definitions

Atheist

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.

I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks

by Colin February 21, 2004

noun

verb: all-purpose word similar to usage of "smurf" in the tv show of the same name.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stop nouning my wife!!!"

by colin February 23, 2004

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004

cobra

A criminally retarded member of the Wrestling General Board at the IGN Boards.

Oh great...Another cobra thread. Marvelous.

by Colin March 22, 2004

cobra271

A criminally retarded member of the Wrestling General Board at the IGN Boards.

Oh great...Another cobra271 thread. Marvelous.

by Colin March 23, 2004

5x5

another way to say true blue but more to the point being sharp, not soft.

That girl is 5x5 and very easy on the eyes.

by Colin March 27, 2004