102 definitions by colin

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.
I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.
by Colin October 09, 2004
When someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured

Often used as a Noun for one with crazy ideas.
Its the beleagured Josh Horie. Hes WHACK!
by colin January 19, 2005
A young man too yong to be fully gay therefore gayish
In Middle School "You are gayish"
by Colin September 06, 2004
a hard diss on someone u dont like
your a bitch.
good one cuntscab!
by colin November 21, 2003
It's my Phone Number.. for real.
I am a very good-looking, availible women who calls yay vagy for a good time.
by Colin January 13, 2004
Pronounced "hey- Oh" used when a attractive person is caught by the eye, one yells heyoo to show their excitement in the person.
yo cheack that girl. heyoo!
by colin January 09, 2005
big poofter that fiddles with him self whilst staring at chicken
there's bananaman
by colin February 06, 2004

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