coldfusion's definitions

astyanax

a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.

"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

zoid

a high-powered fighting robot evolved from a combination of insect/reptile life and strange metal called 'zoid lignite/magnite'. they come from planet zi and have been bred/evolved into machines that humans can ride in/pilot.

let's have us a zoid battle!

by ColdFusion August 7, 2003

beav

abbr. of Beaver especially as a nickname of a nickname of one Robert "Beaver" Cleaver.

"Hey Beav, why don't you commit acts of wanton destruction with me?" "Gee, I dunno Wally."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

aerosol

A deadly combination of copious intestinal gas and liquid diarrhea. The resultant combination is surprisingly humorous to everyone but the person it's happening just outside of.

"Aw MAN! I just cleaned that toilet and you had to aerosol the whole thing!"

by ColdFusion November 3, 2005

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

milly

Milly Thompson, the character from Trigun. Partner of Meryl Strife and incredibly tall, hot chick. She's ironically a lightweight and strips when she drinks.

"Put your clothes back on, Milly!"

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 21, 2004