astyanax

a mythological greek hero, but much more interestingly a videogame with a kick-ass plot (drama, death, sacrifice, scary dreams, guys with naked thighs, everything!) for the NES.

"Astyanax... Astyanax... you are chosen or something... come rescue me..." -- dream thingy with groovy music

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.

"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

milly

Milly Thompson, the character from Trigun. Partner of Meryl Strife and incredibly tall, hot chick. She's ironically a lightweight and strips when she drinks.

"Put your clothes back on, Milly!"

by ColdFusion July 17, 2003

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 22, 2004

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 05, 2004

penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."

by ColdFusion July 17, 2003