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Credit Union lingo for "Members Come First". Credit Unions are like banks, only better, because they use covert phrases to communicate their dedication to excellent customer service.
by cokemidget March 1, 2008
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by cokemidget January 16, 2008
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Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
by cokemidget August 14, 2009
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by cokemidget August 28, 2012
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Baby, I've got something to tell you. I have skittlepox...on my dick.
Is it contagious?
Just keep sucking it, bitch.
Is it contagious?
Just keep sucking it, bitch.
by cokemidget December 16, 2013
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Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
by cokemidget January 14, 2008
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I just can't take it up here in the Ft. Mac oilfields. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the job sucks. Time for the workers comp hustle.
by cokemidget May 23, 2018
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