cokemidget's definitions
Person 1: I totally can't afford this bar tab.
Person 2: Time to argo out of here?
Person 1: Time to argo THE FUCK out of here .
Person 2: Time to argo out of here?
Person 1: Time to argo THE FUCK out of here .
by Cokemidget April 9, 2022
Get the Argomug. A drinking/campfire game in which the participant throws a 5 cent coin over the fence in order to hit a neighbouring house, shed, car, or any other object. The winner is judged by the length of time the nickel takes to hit something, as well as the loudness of the sound the coin makes. The game is best played after sundown, and bonus points are awarded when the owner of the house being hit turns on the lights to see what the noise was all about.
This game can also be played with other denominations such as quarters, but nickles are usually picked for both their relatively large size as well as their low value, providing the best bang for the buck.
This game can also be played with other denominations such as quarters, but nickles are usually picked for both their relatively large size as well as their low value, providing the best bang for the buck.
by cokemidget January 3, 2008
Get the nicklesmug. An individual who leaves one region to profit from the economic prosperity of another region. Generally, economy leeches have no marketable skills and and therefore contribute very little to the well being of their new environment. They arrive in droves and their presence usually results in a steep increase in rent prices. Economy leeches usually appear disoriented in traffic, and can be identified by their out-of-province license plates and their constant whining about social problems, which they themselves have caused.
In Alberta, economy leeches are sometimes called Buffalo Hunters, in reference to the 19th European settlers who raped and pillaged the bison population of the prairie provinces for their precious hides.
In Alberta, economy leeches are sometimes called Buffalo Hunters, in reference to the 19th European settlers who raped and pillaged the bison population of the prairie provinces for their precious hides.
I was totally late to work today. I was driving behind some newfie economy leech who drove 20 under the limit because he didn't know where he was going.
by cokemidget January 15, 2008
Get the economy leechmug. A gene carried by certain individuals which causes massive intoxication from minute amounts of alcohol. This recessive gene is predominantly seen in the Filipino community, hence the name.
"Hey what's wrong with Luiz? He just got here and he's already smashed."
"Don't worry about him; that's just the Filipino gene at work."
"Don't worry about him; that's just the Filipino gene at work."
by cokemidget January 10, 2008
Get the filipino genemug. Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?
Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.
Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.
by cokemidget November 3, 2020
Get the Carbage dietmug. An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.
Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
by cokemidget January 14, 2008
Get the Pontiac Drivermug. A type of character in the Star Wars character that has a sexual attraction to young padawin learners . Pedowans generally live solitary lives on the planet Pedooine in the Pedobah system mentioned briefly in Episode IV. It is debatable, but Qui-Gon Jinn might have been a pedowan, when he drugged and kidnapped young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Anus.
by cokemidget January 16, 2008
Get the pedowanmug.