cokemidget's definitions

mcf

Credit Union lingo for "Members Come First". Credit Unions are like banks, only better, because they use covert phrases to communicate their dedication to excellent customer service.

MCF guys, MCF! There are 12 members in line, why are you doing another mini balance?

by cokemidget March 1, 2008

pedowan

A type of character in the Star Wars character that has a sexual attraction to young padawin learners . Pedowans generally live solitary lives on the planet Pedooine in the Pedobah system mentioned briefly in Episode IV. It is debatable, but Qui-Gon Jinn might have been a pedowan, when he drugged and kidnapped young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Anus.

Dude, I think Anakin Skywalker is a pedowan.

No, he's just played by a shitty actor.

by cokemidget January 16, 2008

workers comp hustle

The act of deliberately injuring yourself on the job to collect workers' compensation insurance. The phrase was immortalized in the Canadian classic movie Fubar 2, when Deaner broke his leg with a 60lb pipeline beam in order to collect some WCB.

I just can't take it up here in the Ft. Mac oilfields. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the job sucks. Time for the workers comp hustle.

by cokemidget May 23, 2018

Jetta

A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.

Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...

by cokemidget June 28, 2008

filipino gene

A gene carried by certain individuals which causes massive intoxication from minute amounts of alcohol. This recessive gene is predominantly seen in the Filipino community, hence the name.

"Hey what's wrong with Luiz? He just got here and he's already smashed."

"Don't worry about him; that's just the Filipino gene at work."

by cokemidget January 10, 2008

chumped

Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:

1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.

Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?

No, she totally chumped me.

by cokemidget June 23, 2008

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 3, 2020