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A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.
Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...
by cokemidget June 28, 2008
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by cokemidget August 28, 2012
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Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
by cokemidget January 14, 2008
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REI Level 1: 0-1 years
REI Level 2: 2-5 years
REI Level 3: 6-10 years
REI Level 4: Over 10 years
REI Level 1: 0-1 years
REI Level 2: 2-5 years
REI Level 3: 6-10 years
REI Level 4: Over 10 years
Rick: Hey Consuella, wanna go out with me this friday?
Consuella: Sorry, I'm a REI Level 2 and you're only a Level 1. You KNOW that's not allowed!
Rick: It's ok, I'll just cry myself to sleep tonight.
Consuella: Sorry, I'm a REI Level 2 and you're only a Level 1. You KNOW that's not allowed!
Rick: It's ok, I'll just cry myself to sleep tonight.
by cokemidget September 14, 2012
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I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!
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Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!
by cokemidget August 14, 2009
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