14 definitions by coffee_by_the_pot

crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 24, 2021

Fupa Troopa

A slang term for a state police officer. Often thought of as offensive by the "blue lives matter" crowd (Blue lives do NOT exist! Blue is merely the color of a fucking jacket!).

Driver: I have to watch my speed because there's a fupa troopa up ahead!
State trooper: On the side of the road
Driver: Goes 60 in a 45 zone
State trooper: Wheee whoooo wheeeee whoooooo!!!!!!!!! (Lights flashing)
Driver: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
State trooper: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot June 15, 2021

Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.

I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022

Troy, New York

A former milling town turned toxic dump that some people still call a city for some reason. Full of white wannabe gangsters and people who mistakenly think they can start a profitable business there.

Person 1: Where can I get those pills on the low-low?

Person 2: Just ask any mediocre SoundCloud rapper! I can get someone to deliver!
Person 1: Where you from by the way?
Person 2: I'm in Clifton Park, but I can already tell that you're from Troy, New York.
Person 1: So you can have someone.......

Person 2: Yuuuck... Not worth it... FUUUUCK that... Just no... (hangs up)

by coffee_by_the_pot April 12, 2021

cigamaret

Hand-rolled cigarettes often rolled by underage smokers, made with tobacco, but cut with herbs like mint, raspberry leaves, and even catnip to save money and 'baccy. Kind of like crab spelled with a "K."

I ran out of Newports and Marlboros last night, but I can spare you a cigamaret rolled with tobacco from cig butts and a nice shaking of kitchen herbs!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 30, 2021

Mammoth Man Milkers

This term describes an abnormally large amount of breast tissue on a man.

God daaaaamn that guy's like 400 ass pounds and he has some mammoth man milkers!

by coffee_by_the_pot November 27, 2021

Snapchadding

When a female ignores all other things except trying to gain a Chad’s approval over snap

Samantha ended up deleting a pedestrian on the road, all because she was snapchadding while driving

by coffee_by_the_pot September 15, 2023