14 definitions by coffee_by_the_pot
When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
An adjective to describe a place in which there is a large amount of useful discarded items that you can salvage. This is similar to how a chicken or group of chickens pick(s) at the ground to find insects to eat.
Hey man, check out 123 Anyplace Road! They're having a yard sale and the free stuff section is like chicken's pickins!
by coffee_by_the_pot July 6, 2021
Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.
by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022
There's decent and respectful/respectable overweight people, and then there's FUPA-bitches. These people only care about their own opinion and putting down others because they have their own downfalls.
Damn, that FUPA-bitch has been yelling at me in the middle of the Target clothing section or five whole minutes now!
by coffee_by_the_pot March 21, 2021
The school district of Averill Park, New York where students can scream the N-Word and not get in trouble. Here, you will see fifteen-year-olds making bank by growing their own cannabis in the woods.
If the APCSD cooking ladies don't have that speedbag arm fat, you know your lunchtime munchies will be ruined by shitty food!
by coffee_by_the_pot June 8, 2021
Jesus fuuuck that man-karen threatened to hit me with his plow blade if I went thirty on his road with a twenty-five limit
by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021
An independent basement rapper from Upstate New York known for provocative lyrics and an emo-rap-leaning style
I got friendzoned and couldn’t get through a McLovin Supreme album without feeling a deep sense of relatability
by coffee_by_the_pot November 2, 2023