7 definitions by cocknockers

Playing the waiting game

To disguise oneself as a tampon, and lie in wait.

And now, I'm playing the waiting game.

by cocknockers December 29, 2009

McFarren

Someone who couldn't look you in the eye, no matter how hard they try. Epic Fail fucked up eyes!!!

McFarren, Felch, Durbin

by cocknockers December 29, 2009

Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2009

Crab Eye

Like cutting glass, pencil erasers, smuggling raisens.

Dude, I totally have wicked Crab Eyes right now!!!

by cocknockers December 29, 2009

Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers December 29, 2009

shundred

to unwittingly aquire a 100 that has been shit on/out.

"dude, i found this dude's wallet and it smells like a shundred inside."

by cocknockers December 29, 2009

Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.

Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.

by cocknockers December 29, 2009