7 definitions by cocknockers

Top Definition
The retarded cousin to the apple.
Serious, have you ever seen a pear?
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
Like cutting glass, pencil erasers, smuggling raisens.
Dude, I totally have wicked Crab Eyes right now!!!
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
Someone who couldn't look you in the eye, no matter how hard they try. Epic Fail fucked up eyes!!!
McFarren, Felch, Durbin
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?
Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
to unwittingly aquire a 100 that has been shit on/out.
"dude, i found this dude's wallet and it smells like a shundred inside."
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
To disguise oneself as a tampon, and lie in wait.
And now, I'm playing the waiting game.
by cocknockers December 29, 2008

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