man 1: so what did you get up to at
the weekend?
man 2: well, i set off a firework from my arse, but I over clenched, and gripped
the rocket too tight. I badly burnt
the cheeks of my arse. Luckily a pal tenderly applied coolent to my posterior. If I hadn't had that crate of super tennents it would have hurt so much i'd have had to stop drinking!
man 1:typical 'oughts!