78 definitions by cj

Anal

to fuck someone in their ass; a form of sex

Chris H had anal with the J-Train!!

by cj March 8, 2004

The Captain

see also Captain Magenta

"The Captain has arrived"

by cj September 5, 2004

jew bag

Jew bag- a jewish person.

"raise up outa here you jew bag."

by cj March 30, 2005

David Bowie

Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.

David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.

by cj January 18, 2004

DEBAUCRACY

debacle and democracy combined to show The present state of the Union. A total debacle of Our Democracy. The Bush Administrations complete rout of the Constitution.

Terrorism is a propaganda tool used by the Bush camp in order to spread his Debaucracy.

by cj January 25, 2008

love shack

Where you go to get your fuck on!!

Last night I took your mom to my love shack and she gave me a double-sided face pounder.

by cj March 29, 2005

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by cj September 5, 2004