chuck bucket's definitions

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

Niphole

Literally a hole in the nipple from piercing.
OR
a nickname for chicks named Nicole.

I was sucking on this chicks nipple at White Hen the other day and noticed she had a niphole.

by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005

Bloturd

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Flamo

A man so flaming gay that he is literally on fire.

Michael!! Your hair is on fire!

by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

Nuuge

The process of filling a chick's navel with spooge. Spelled with two u's due to the fact that you can fill a "u" with spooge but not an "o"

Oh, Oh, OH, get on your back baby, i'm about to NUUGE! AHHHHHHHHHHH! yes! yes.

by Chuck Bucket February 9, 2005

Decroted

Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!

His hair looks decroted.

I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.

by Chuck Bucket February 4, 2005

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005