by Chuck Bucket February 04, 2005

The process of filling a chick's navel with spooge. Spelled with two u's due to the fact that you can fill a "u" with spooge but not an "o"
by Chuck Bucket February 09, 2005

Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!
His hair looks decroted.
I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.
His hair looks decroted.
I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.
by Chuck Bucket February 04, 2005

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.
by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Tanned poontang. Usually has a coconut taste to it. Most commonly found in the summer time. Blonds usually have a case of this all year round.
So i pulled Lauren's panties off and what greets my eyes but the best poontanny i've ever seen. Tasted like a Mounds Bar without the chocolate.
by Chuck Bucket February 15, 2005
