christophorus's definitions

jalapenachos

making nachos with jalapenos

damn marc, those jalapenachos were the shit

by christophorus September 3, 2010

fagbashaholic

someone who is literally obsessed with bashing,beating up,hitting,punching,kicking,or striking "faggots"

so check it out bro,i joined this club today called the fagbashaholics

by christophorus September 5, 2010

straight-hater

another term to call a person that is gay or likes the same sex

wow man check out that straight-hater over there with his boyfriend, that is messed up

by christophorus September 5, 2010

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

wiar

a girls that lies..basically 99% of women can be classified as this

damn man fuck that girl shes nothin but a wiar

by christophorus August 25, 2010

captain creep

another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy

so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls

by christophorus September 8, 2010

x-ex

a person who was you ex girlfriend or boyfriend but is not with you again

A: hey man i thought that girl was ur ex?

B: na shes my x-ex now

by christophorus September 10, 2010