christophorus's definitions

jabberhole

a name to call someone who will not stop talking

wow marc...that guy is really annoying tell him to shut his jabberhole!

by christophorus September 3, 2010

banana hammock

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff

i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him

by christophorus August 22, 2010

Assoline

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass

"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".

by christophorus June 17, 2010

twitagra

taking viagra and using twitter (hot tub time machine)

wow i cant believe you actually tried twitagra marc...

by christophorus August 25, 2010

captain creep

another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy

so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls

by christophorus September 8, 2010

x-ex

a person who was you ex girlfriend or boyfriend but is not with you again

A: hey man i thought that girl was ur ex?

B: na shes my x-ex now

by christophorus September 10, 2010

stinkstank

a smell almost as bad as S.A.O.(stank ass odor)..but not quite as bad, can still cause serious nostrile damage

wow bro you got that stinkstank goin, go get your ass in the shower

by christophorus September 8, 2010