fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 04, 2006

chat line

For losers, geeks, who can't get sex, laid, with a real person in real life. Therefore the reason you see all the late night, sex ad's on TV for talk lines.

John is such a loser he calls 900 numbers
Sally was on the teen chat line rubbing poochie.

by chris50M January 09, 2006

shavedstick

Verb: Used to describe a man’s balls and penis which are totally hairless, thusly making them appear much larger then they really are.

Danielle says Glenn, shavedstick looks so big
David shave his balls too

by chris50m February 17, 2006

dipsucker

V: The art of self sucking ones own cock, blowjob, with the intent to and final achievement of bringing yourself to orgasm, masturbation, whereby tasting your own Boy Pudding, sperm, filling your mouth to the brim.

Glenn is a Dipsucker.
Chuck sucks his own cock
Cobie likes the taste of his own sperm
Good to the last drop

by chris50M January 20, 2006

dynamite

A tampon, or rag that is currently in use, which generally means guys are out of commission.

Julie is riding the dynamite stick
Anne is having her period
Bob is not getting any this week, danyelle is on the rag

by chris50M January 13, 2006

Tub Farter

A person, male or female, typically a teen who farts in a bath tub full of water and pops the bubbles to smell the water filtered fart.

Tom farts in the tub then smells it!
sally is a tub farter.

by chris50M January 12, 2006

crotch muncher

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.

Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.

by chris50m April 11, 2006