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Emmet, dirty scumbags from southern Ireland, not a knacker or a chav but close

One who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.

One who likes not to shower or bathe

One who never changes their clothes

The word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they participate in
thats one emmet of a beard you got there(you need to shave that raccoon off your face you dirty bastard)

that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail

they like to emmet(shag)sheep

ya shower of emmets(bastards)
by chris chaivoksy October 2, 2007
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domet is the paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to prepubescent or peripubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a domet or dometile.
The term domet eroticism was coined in 2002 by the a promiscuous young man by the name of Dr. M. WOERP in his writing the curiousity behind sexual tendancies towards children. He gave the following characteristics:

* the sexual interest is toward children, either prepubescent or at the beginning of puberty
* the sexual interest is the primary one, that is, exclusively or mainly toward children
* the sexual interest remains permanent after engaging in the act

The dometile activism movement, referred to by some supporters as the Dr boylove movement, is a social movement that encompasses a wide variety of views, but generally advocates one or more of the following: social acceptance of adults' romantic or sexual attraction to children; social acceptance of adults' sexual activity with children; and changes in institutions of concern to pedophiles, such as changing age-of-consent laws and mental illness classifications. The movement is extremely unpopular and has made little progress toward these goals. The most high profile pedophile activism group is DOMELA. DOMELA advocates the legalization of sexual relationships between men and boys.
A domet was reported around the area... be very careful, he may want your children

You have been legally registered a domet in the court of law

Because you are a domet you are restricted from entering public parks, schools, recreation centres, baby creches, etc.

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
by chris chaivoksy February 21, 2007
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domet is the paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to prepubescent or peripubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a domet or dometile.
The term domet eroticism was coined in 2002 by the a promiscuous young man by the name of Dr. M. WOERP in his writing the curiousity behind sexual tendancies towards children. He gave the following characteristics:

* the sexual interest is toward children, either prepubescent or at the beginning of puberty
* the sexual interest is the primary one, that is, exclusively or mainly toward children
* the sexual interest remains permanent after engaging in the act

The dometile activism movement, referred to by some supporters as the Dr boylove movement, is a social movement that encompasses a wide variety of views, but generally advocates one or more of the following: social acceptance of adults' romantic or sexual attraction to children; social acceptance of adults' sexual activity with children; and changes in institutions of concern to pedophiles, such as changing age-of-consent laws and mental illness classifications. The movement is extremely unpopular and has made little progress toward these goals. The most high profile pedophile activism group is DOMELA. DOMELA advocates the legalization of sexual relationships between men and boys.
A domet was reported around the area... be very careful, he may want your children

You have been legally registered a domet in the court of law

Because you are a domet you are restricted from entering public parks, schools, recreation centres, baby creches, etc.

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)

by chris chaivoksy March 2, 2007
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